It's been a long time coming...
(1)
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
(2)
What's really bloody and only has two legs??
Half a dog.
(3)
What's big yellow and if it fell out of a tree it would really hurt you??
A JCB!
Last but not least...
(4)
A hedgehog is about to cross the road .. the chicken grabs him!
"Don't do it!! They'll never let it go....